"I say, I say, I say," said Spuds


Spuds likes nothing more than a joke. So here's a picture of "Nothing." 

Now, on with the joke: Once upon a time there was an Old Potato who had 3 daughters. One day the eldest one came to him and said "Father, I'm going to get married, and I would like your blessing." "Well my dear," said the OP, "and who is your intended ?"
"I am going to marry King Edward," said the daughter. "Very good," said the OP

A few years later the second daughter went to her father, and said "Father, I'm going to get married, and I would like your blessing." "Well my dear," said the OP, "and who is your intended ?"
"I am going to marry one of the Jersey Royals," said the daughter. "I'm delighted," said the OP

 A few years later the youngest daughter went to her father, and said "Father, I'm going to get married, and I would like your blessing." "Well my dear," said the OP, "and who is your intended ?"
"I am going to marry Desmond Lynam," said the daughter. "You can't, I'm afraid" said the OP, "He's only a common-tater"

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